The name says it all
Breast video ever…
Music by Half-Handed Cloud, called ‘Celebrating Hearts Aligned’. Yes, there’s music in this video. And it’s actually a commercial for a store specialized in breast-feeding equipment. Go and shop there if you happen to be located in Belgium, cause awesome ideas need to be rewarded. :)
… or at least everyones habits about cleaning up after taking one. Until you’ve read this hilarious, eye opening thread over at MetaFilter that is.
Seriously, read it. It might take you an hour or so, but taking a dump will never be the same. Sitters vs. Standers, Folders vs. Crumplers, Front to Back and Back to Front, even some Diagonals. And then there’s foot flushing. Hell, the whole discussion is just a huge compilation of wtf-moments about things you’ve never even thought before.
Moneyquote: If you are not bleeding, you are not doing right!
Apparently it’s becoming the new rage in Germany.
According to Reuters/NBC a Bavarian student threw a puppy at a group of Hells Angels, after making some rude gestures. And as if that wasn’t strange enough, the 26 year old proceeded by escaping on a – wait for it – stolen bulldozer, causing a 3-mile long traffic jam.
You can’t make this shit up.
Straight from the you-can’t-make-this-shit-up department: If you ever wondered how the SEC became this ineffective and worthless bunch of bureaucrats who can’t stop fraudsters like Bernie Madoff before they manage to scam people for billions of dollars, even tough they were told for years that it was the biggest Ponzi scheme in the history of mankind… well, here’s why.
Apparently even their senior level staffers, attorneys and whatnot-employees prefer to watch porn all day, rather than doing their goddamn work, while getting paid more than $200k per year.
Of course 17 “senior employees” are only a small fraction of a 4000 people workforce, but if a Washington, DC attorney can spend up to 8 hours a day watching pornography and another regional accountant got blocked by their firewall 16.000 times (yeah, sixteen-thousand times!), you gotta wonder what’s going on at that place…
For all you lazy people out there – chair pants and food lift. What more do you want?
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