Tag: awesome
How to piss of your whole neighborhood
Step 1: Buy a tank
Step 2: Park it on the street outside your house
Furious residents living in a quiet village have blasted a madcap neighbour after he bought a TANK — and parked it outside his home.
Military-nut Nicholas Kravchenko is now refusing to move the four-tonne camouflaged beast which came complete with caterpillar tracks.
Residents living in the normally tranquil St Peter’s Road in Wolvercote, near Oxford, have branded the machine an ”eyesore”.
But Mr Kravchenko – a retired Army engineer – has refused to move the tank which takes up three-and-a-half normal parking spaces.
Yesterday he stormed: ”I can go out and drive it any time I like. There’s no law to stop anyone having 10 tanks.
”The council have not said it’s antisocial and the police would have been straight on to me if it was parked illegally.
”It’s not intimidating, because it’s a square box with a Rolls-Royce engine in it and it doesn’t stick out in the road.”
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Pure win!
Planet of the Apes – The Prequel
It’s official – we’re fucked.
What NASA ads should look like
And while you’re at it, watch The Sagan Series Pt. 1 and Pt. 2 made by the same guy:
Why it is a bad idea to invade the US
Because being born without arms, doesn’t keep a real gun nut from shooting their .45!
Apparently, he isn’t even the only one being able to do that. But please kids, don’t try this at home.
Duck Hunter Xtreme
That’s… kinda awesome!
I just wish there was a shotgun version instead of a (pump-action, wtf?) toy pistol, but I guess that would make it quite a bit more expensive. It sure looks like a fun toy to play with.
Don’t fuck with a hackers machine
’nuff said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo
Having your place broken into and your computer stolen can be a nightmare. Getting revenge on the fucker who has your machine can be a dream come true. I had the opportunity to experience both of these when my machine was stolen in Boston and then showed up in Las Vegas 2 years later. Come share some laughs at a lamer’s expense, participate in the pwnage, and learn some resulting insights into the implications of certain security decisions.
The talk starts a bit slow, but it gets better by the minute.
Also seen on Gizmondo, slides for the talk are available here.